What's Up

Issue #29
May 9th   1997


But, Mike, don't think you can get away with this."

     Mike looked at Doris.

     "I know what you're doing," laughed Doris. "You
thought you could get me talking about my family and
forget your time sheets. It won't work. Give me the
time sheets."

     "Thank you, Doris," Mike said.

     "Oh, it was nothing. But, you are responsible for
your time sheets. Get them to my office or I'll come
and steal the photograph of that handsome man off your
desk. I may try to fix him up with my cousin, Gary."

     "Whew!" laughed Mike when she was gone.

     After work, Chester stopped by Mike's office and
they drove to Adams Street Bar. Mike told the story
about Doris, her comments about Dan's photograph and
her gay brother.

     Chester laughed, "Maybe this is less painful than
we expect. Sometimes I think everyone in the office
knows. I'm just the one pretending."

     "Chester, we need to celebrate. Let's get Dan and
Greg and celebrate at Ken Stewart's. I need some hard
liquor, some champagne and a party."

     "It's a deal."

     "Chester, do you know what perfect pitch is?"

     "No, what?"

     "Perfect pitch is when you throw a banjo into the
dumpster and it hits an accordion," Mike laughed at his
joke. "I know what. Let's stop at our house. We can
have a real drink while we wait for Dan and Greg. We
can make our reservations while our lovers and life
partners are coming home."

[The friends made plans. But, Dear Reader, you and I
know that the best laid plans of mice and gay men often
go astray. Discover how life can be changed in the
twinkling of an eye. The door opens and there he
stands. The telephone rings and it's a call from that
man you've admired for so long. So quickly. Read the
next exciting chapter of Tales of Akron and find the
answer to questions of life.]

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