[What gives with Mike? Who is the man in his bed? What
about Dan? Who gets the new wine glasses if they split?
For the answers to these and other exciting questions, be
sure to read the next exciting chapter of Tales of Akron.]
[Ah, come on, Dear Readers, you've wanted to be in bed
with Mike or Dan. Admit it. This is your chance. Write to me,
Dard Hansen, at this publication. In 100 words or less, tell
me which of the man you'd like to have for a night. Where
would you like this to take place? Describe yourself (blue
eyes, brown hair, 175 pounds), you get the idea. What are
some of your hobbies (movies, long passionate walks in
the woods, dinner by torch light). Include your name and
telephone number so that I can check this out with you. If
you want me to use your real name, you have to give
permission. If you want to make up a name, give me that
name. Still need your telephone number so that I can call
you about your prize. Prize -- yes, a surprise prize. Write
soon. And, continue reading Tales of Akron, you'll be
surprised at the identity of the "MAN" in this episode.]
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