What's Up

Now, for a limited time only, We are accepting
applications for new members in our area.

Requirements:
Must be Male, Female or Somewhere in Between

Benefits:

Give up those Constitutional rights you thought you were born          with! They will no longer apply to you! Exclusion from military service, if you TELL (or if anyone else does). Possible loss of employment in 41 states, including Ohio. Plus          receive the additional benefits of nearly unlimited forms of legal          discrimination in housing, medical & dental treatment and          jurisprudence, along with the added perks of physical assault,          apathy and harassment by your local law enforcement agencies! No need for costly weddings. If you're gay, you can't have one! Be the butt of bigot's jokes at parties! Be the first in your neighborhood to be the target of Gay Bashers or          Hate Crimes at no additional charge. Unconditional Money Back Guarantee. If you are not completely          satisfied with being Gay for any reason, TOUGH! After all, it was          your choice! If you are not harassed or discriminated against in          your first year of being Gay, you must not be doing it right! Love and be loved in the way most natural to you.

Membership Fee $5.00 per year:
Simply send your name, address, phone num. and $5.00 to:
(or just $5.00)
What's Up,    P.O. Box 1054,    Akron, Ohio    44309
Make checks payable to: your favorite AIDS or Gay Charity

suggestions:
Stonewall Akron : C.A.N. : St. HOPE AIDS Housing : Violets Cupboard

Or just consider volunteering for a local gay service organization. It's a great way to meet other good gay people and possibly help to change the way gay people are treated in our society today. GET INVOLVED!!!